Even smiling makes my face ache

My "date" didn't go very well. He isn't interested in me, he didn't even try to make a move, I felt so silly. We were sitting at the movie, and when our friend Dave arrived, he insisted on sitting beside CJ, making me switch seats with him. I was not pleased. Evidently I need to just give up on him, take a hint from He's Just Not That Into Me.
I went to the beach with CJ yesterday, and we hunted for starfish. He eventually even found me a pretty purple one. Finally he was able to pry it off the rocks for me to take home. But the Tyler came along and made me feel like an awful murderous wench for wanting it, and he threw it back into the ocean. It was a sad day for me, and probably the starfish as well, as I imagine he died anyway. Also, my tooth was killing me, but I was trying to act like I was fine, and be all cool about everything, so I probably was a bit of a Debbie Downer.
My tooth has abscessed I think, so I've spent the past two days swallowing Tylenol like candy, and dousing my mouth in oragel, though it still has kind of crippled me. I have done nothing but lay on the couch, and whine to my empty house. Though today I switched it up a bit, and cried to myself. I'm in too much pain to even smoke, it's ridiculous. My family came home early today, and now I'm crying to my father and my step-mom is trying to discover cures. I sat with a teabag in my mouth for twenty minutes.. It was disgusting and did not help. I currently have an icepak lodged up against my face, and thankgod, it's actually helping a bit, it has taken my pain from a 10 to a bearable 8.5. I am currently watching a Real Housewives marathon. I just love these crazy bitches.